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Mom……I’ve decided I want to be a TV star.  I can earn lots of money so you can buy more food, treats and toys.

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See how good I look on the screen?

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And Hemingway could be Mickey Mouse.  We could have adventures with other kitties.  Maybe we could be”cattectives”…..you know, solve mysteries and things.  Like, why doesn’t the catnip grow inside the fence?  Or why do some doggies think they have to bark at us?

Maybe we could do a reality show.  We could have “Catchelor” and “Catcherlorette” and match up fur kitties with their perfect partners.  We could let them go on fabulous dates to the sushi gardens, or the pet food store.

Maybe we could host a variety show like Mom says they used to do in the “olden times”.  We could have kitties tap dance, sing, fetch toys, beg for food and all sorts of things.

Maybe we could have a show like “To Tell The Truth”.  We could have doggies on that show and make them tell the truth.

Well, I’m about out of ideas for now.  I think I’ll go work on my acceptance speech for an Oscar Tuna.

 

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I want it made perfectly clear.  We’ve been having lots and lots and lots of rain lately.

I think the angels left the showers running.

Shakespeare, I’m talking.

As usual……….

Anyway, when it’s all wet and drippy outside, Mom won’t let us go out ‘cuz she says we’ll get all wet and muddy.

She knows you like to roll in the dirt.

I’m not listening to you.

Mom says you don’t listen to anyone.

What I started to say when I was so rudely interrupted many times by an orange fluff ball is that since we have to stay inside, I have ownership of the remote control.

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